
okay so I'm gonna call you by a different name every single day for the next week and here's the full list:
1. Your actual name
2. Babe
3. Love
4. Sis
5. Sis (but different energy)
6. Bro
7. Bro (but like... respectful)
8. Honey
9. Baby
10. Little one
11. Prince
12. Princess
13. Goddess
14. Idiot
15. Psycho
16. [Cute] + your name
17. [Handsome] + your name
18. [Adorable] + your name
19. [Cool] + your name
20. Mine
21. Boss
22. Chief
23. Ma'am
24. Your nickname
25. Cutie pie
26. Gorgeous
27. Sweetie
28. Sweetie (but cuter)
29. Dashing
30. Beautiful
31. Handsome
32. Dummy
33. Fool
34. Mom
35. Dad
36. Grandma
37. Grandpa
38. Squirt
39. Hey
40. You there
41. Guest
42. Dog
43. Cat
44. Caterpillar
45. Trash
46. Superman
47. Groot
48. Wonder Woman
49. Squirrel
50. Bunny
51. You know what, never mind
LMAOOOO the way this escalates from romantic pet names to just straight up insulting you is sending me. Like it starts all goddess energy and ends with... that. The audacity.
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