
I got introduced to this guy who's 3 years older than me and it was absolutely batshit.
Like... I genuinely can't even right now.
So we're sitting there and he's trying to introduce himself and it's just. Incoherent? He's saying his name is like "1000 0μ€" or something? And I'm just nodding like "uh huh" because what else do I do.
Then he's like "okay so what's my name" and I'm panicking because I literally have no idea what he just said.
And THEN he does it AGAIN but adds "what is this" in the middle like he's just? Giving up on English midway???
I'm still shaking. This was the most unhinged blind date I've ever been on.
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