So we're on this school trip right and everyone's shuffling through breakfast all half-asleep and zombified LMAOOO. And my guy friend just wakes up, throws on a tank top, he's got wet hair dripping everywhere, toweling it off while walking right up next to me. And the COLOGNE. Bro. It was STRONG. Like aggressively strong.
Anyway he's built so I'm joking around like "yo check out those abs" and I reach over to poke his stomach. Full on expecting him to dodge. But he DOESN'T MOVE. And I'm the one who gets shocked, not him, which somehow made it worse LMAOOO. I can still feel it honestly.
So I yank my hand back all flustered, face turning red right, and he just smirks. SMIRKS. And goes "why, does it taste good?"
I'm dead. I'm actually dead. This was during breakfast and I haven't stopped thinking about it since.
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