So I'm dating this guy who's 2 years older than me LMAOOO and he asked me to come over to his place. I was like okay yeah I know what's happening today, mentally prepared myself and all that. But then we're just... sitting there. Holding hands. Cuddling. And I'm getting so frustrated because like??? Nothing is HAPPENING. So I just. Put my hand down his pants. No preamble. Just did it.
He SCREAMED. Like genuinely screamed. And then spent the next HOUR lecturing me about where I learned to be such a "pervert" and how "improper" I am. Sir. I'm 24. I can't. The way he acted like I committed a war crime when he literally invited me over to his apartment lmaooo. Like what did he think was gonna happen, we were just gonna sit there and hold hands forever?
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