Found a phone, checked the contacts, and discovered a MESS

So I found someone's phone and I'm like, are you here with the owner? Checked the contacts and one person was saved as just "좋아해" (literally 'I like you') so I figured it was their partner or something.

'좋아해': Wait, what?

Oh no sorry, I'm a friend. Let me call them real quick. But um... do you know what you're saved as in their phone?

Me: It says '좋아해'

'좋아해': Oh thanks

And then. THEN. The owner calls back and it's just. UNHINGED. Like pages of "fuck you" "I hate you" "you're fucking disgusting" absolute VITRIOL. I'm reading this and genuinely concerned for this person's mental state.

'좋아해': Did you find my phone?

Me: Yeah?

'좋아해': LMAOOO. So... do you like me?

And the owner responds with ANOTHER paragraph of pure rage. Like "I hate you so much" "I hope nothing but shit happens to you this new year" "fuck off". The ENERGY. The commitment to being mad.

'좋아해': Okay I get it. Next New Year's I'm DEFINITELY confessing.

And like. That's when I realized. This person is saved as '좋아해' because THEY like HIM and he has NO IDEA and every time they text he thinks he's looking at his own name which is why he's so confused. Sir. SIR. Your crush is FERAL about you.