my bf cries SO EASILY and i just psychologically tortured him

so my boyfriend is literally the cryiest person alive LMAO. came over to his place today and this dude was HIDING somewhere.

found him stuffed behind the kitchen drawers LMAOOOOO. but instead of calling him out i just pretended i didn't see him. started walking around all fake-searching, doing the whole phone call bit.

then i was like "oh no did he escape... i think he got out..." and i'm opening the bedroom door, checking the bathroom, looking under the desk with ZERO subtlety. then i hit him with the psychological warfare: "dude i already told your brother he could take ONE of your kidneys. what if i just grab someone else's instead of yours??? would that work???"

so i'm searching everywhere doing my little theater kid performance, get close to the kitchen, and BOOM. we make eye contact.

he SCREAMS. FULL SCREAM. scared out of his MIND LMAOOOOO.

i told him it was a prank the second he realized i saw him, but this man IMMEDIATELY started WAILING. like genuine tears streaming down his face. whimpering. the works. ㅠㅠㅠ

i cannot stop laughing this is the funniest thing ever