my desk buddy sent me this gibberish and i'm CONVINCED it's a code or he's having a stroke

so my seat partner sent me this and i literally cannot. it's not even english??? i don't know what this is supposed to be
dkssud? rm,,,sork dPwjsqnxj sjdprp gkrhtlvejs akfdl dlTdjdm,,,dlrjf qjsdurgkftn dlTdmfwlsms a hfmrpTsmsep sk sj whgdkgo,,,,skfkdtkrnlwk,,,dlrj qjsdurgkaus vpapgownj,,,,rlekflfrpdp!
qjsdurgkaus 1dlf dlsrjdi,zzzzz
like. what am i looking at. is this keyboard mashing. is he okay. please help me understand if this means something or if i need to call someone
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