girl i know just told me she made out with half our class while drunk

so this girl i know hits me up like "hey remember when you went to that department thing yesterday"

i'm like yeah

and she's like "okay so i was SO drunk and apparently i kissed like... multiple people from our class lmaooo" with the most casual tone ever

i literally just go "lol..."

then she's like "oh btw EVERYONE knows now"

and THEN she goes "if that was me i'd just drop out honestly"

and i'm sitting here like... okay bestie? that's not helping. that's literally not helping. also we are NOT the same person. please just. stop talking about this.