my boyfriend is kind of famous for being a manwhore and i'm unexpectedly obsessed with it

okay so my bf is that guy. like actually somewhat known around school for being a flirt and lowkey unhinged about girls. before me he was literally cycling through like 10 girls a year which... okay whatever. anyway yesterday i was walking past his classroom and overheard him talking to one of his friends. the friend goes "so how long is this one gonna last" (meaning me lmao) and my bf just. lost it. started swearing and was like "fuck OFF. don't even SAY her name like that you psycho. seriously don't worry about her, i NEED to be with her."

and like. it's not even that deep but i was so flustered??? the thing is he's literally known around school as the crazy boyfriend type. like without me he gets all whiny and depressed which is genuinely weird to watch. yesterday he just randomly called me out of nowhere going "i love you. i actually love you. please don't leave me" and i was trying so hard not to smile but also kinda felt bad for him??? idk man i'm in my feelings about this whole thing