Girl's Drunk BF Promised to Show His Junk to a Stranger… Then Came Home 💀

Title: 'Oh no, my boyfriend ○ went drinking and is on his way home TT'

The post reads: 'From what I remember — my boyfriend, while drunk, saw some old man peeing on the side of the street and asked the guy to show him his d**k. ㅠㅠㅠㅠ The old man tried to run away but my bf kept insisting 'show me show me!!' So my boyfriend calmed him down by saying 'okay okay, I'll show you mine instead' and apparently made it home after that………. oh I'm so done ㅠㅠㅠㅠ'

She came home to a man who resolved a street standoff by offering his own goods as a peace treaty. Absolute chaos.