okay so my bf's first kiss was with me right? and this man is acting like it was the most insane thing that's ever happened to him LMAOOO
so get this. we were at a PLAYGROUND. at NIGHT.
and I'm not joking when I say the kiss was SHORT. like he didn't even know what he was doing and just kinda... shoved his tongue in there for like 2 seconds and pulled back??? LMAOOOOO
but here's the thing. this man is SO pure it's unhinged.
so after the kiss ends he just sits there for a sec all quiet and then suddenly he jumps up and goes "WOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and SPRINTS around the entire playground like a feral child and comes back asking "can we... can we do it one more time?"
I'm actually deceased.
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