
hey sis
me being annoying: hey come flirt with me just once?? π
like I've done all the confessing and the proposal stuff already so can you PLEASE seduce me for once lmaooo
her response: hmm
[sends bank screenshot: $232,490,300 won]
her: how about this instead
I'm DEAD. she really said "here's my net worth as foreplay" and honestly. she's not wrong.
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