Teacher marries ex-student, first words on wedding night were... 😂

A 2015 Facebook post (2:11 AM energy, naturally) recalls a senior from high school who wasn't exactly a delinquent but wasn't exactly a model student either. After graduating, she dated her homeroom teacher and eventually married him.

The poster says they heard the story directly — and on their wedding night, the very first thing the teacher said to his new bride was: *"Go get the class president."*

He literally could not escape teacher mode even on his honeymoon. Please send this man your condolences (and prayers for the wife). 😭