he tried to kiss me and i said no so he just... kissed my hand instead???

so we're sitting in the park near my place after a date right. and my bf just goes "sit on my lap" so i do. and suddenly we're literally face to face, like close close, and he's looking down at my lips with THAT look. you know the one. full kiss-me energy.

and i'm like... nah. so i put my hand over my mouth and shake my head. he goes "don't?" all playful-like but also kinda laughing and honestly?? that pissed me off. like the AUDACITY. so i'm like "no, don't." pretty firm.

and he just goes "okay." JUST LIKE THAT. zero hesitation, zero trying to convince me, nothing. i was so bummed out about it too. like damn, didn't even fight for it.

but THEN. this man kisses my HAND instead. i'm sitting there confused so i pull my hand away and before i can even process what's happening he just goes in for the actual kiss.

i'm still mad about it but also like... that was actually smooth as hell.