my boyfriend is literally a golden retriever in human form

okay but the CUTEST part is #fake voting

so this man swore he'd take his phone password to the grave. said it like his LIFE depended on it. then I find out it's literally just my birthday LMAOOO

I pranked him once and his entire face went RED. like genuinely embarrassed. I'm screaming.

told him his hoodie looks good on him so now he wears it constantly. like bestie you've been in that thing for three days straight.

and whenever I cook for him??? he eats it like it's the best thing he's ever had in his LIFE. the way he demolishes whatever I make. I can't.