Person A tells their older friend/guy: 'You really have a talent for driving people crazy.'
The guy immediately interprets it the horniest way possible: 'Are you going crazy because you want to sleep with me every time you see me? Wanna do it today?'
Person A hits back: 'Focus on what I'm actually saying — I'm not going to fall for it.' Guy: 'So you're saying we're NOT doing it today?' And then Person A just completely fumbles the landing: 'No, let's talk WHILE doing it.' Absolute self-own.
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