which guy would make you more flustered? the neighbor edition

Okay so this post is asking which type of guy gets you more flustered and I'm not okay.

Guy 1: Always out here looking IMMACULATE. Hair done, nice watch, cologne, the whole fit carefully put together down to the smallest detail. Then one day you run into him outside your house and he's in a white tee + sweatpants with bedhead looking slightly caught off guard like "oh.. hey" and he comes closer and smiles a little and it's NOT the sexy cologne you're used to. It's shampoo. Fabric softener. Just a faint whiff of it and you're done.

Guy 2: The total opposite. Hoodie, sweatpants, wax in his hair? never. Shoes? slippers or beat-up sneakers, that's it, no exceptions. Then one day there's some silhouette standing outside your place and you're like who is that and it's HIM. Fitted black suit. Watch on his wrist. Hair actually done. He spots you and just. smiles softly and looks down.

Girlie that last detail. The looking DOWN. I'm gone. I'm actually gone.