a kid was jumping on my car hood and then I almost fainted

okay so this happened and I couldn't sleep after so I'm typing this out at like 2am.

was coming back from shopping in Daegu, had my car parked at 228 Park. walked up to my car and I literally FROZE.

some random kid. was jumping. on my hood.

like full on boing boing bounce bounce ON MY CAR.

so I go up to him and I'm like hey GET DOWN, and this little gremlin does not care. I tell him to get off. people around me start staring at me like I'M the problem?? someone whips out their phone and starts filming. someone else is pointing and cursing at me.

I'm sorry WHAT.

bystanders are legit photographing ME, the person whose car is being destroyed, like I'm the villain here. the audacity is actually sending me.

so I'm trying to ask the kid where his parents are, who he belongs to, and then...

I almost passed out. because........