guy on subway literally stuck his finger in a sleeping man's mouth and the wife LOVED it

so there's this story about the subway right and I'm CRYING just thinking about it. okay so some dude is on the train and there's this older guy next to him just absolutely KNOCKED OUT. we're talking mouth open like a damn bucket, proper sleeping.

so THIS GUY gets the most unhinged idea and just. puts his finger in the man's mouth. LMAO. he immediately freaks out and yanks it back out but then the WIFE sitting on the other side of the sleeping guy sees this and she's LIVING for it. she's literally like "do it again" and egging him on.

and now the whole train car is LOSING IT. everyone's laughing and this absolute menace just keeps doing it. finger in, finger out. finger in, finger out. the wife is hyped as hell.

THEN out of nowhere the wife is like "okay I gotta get off at this stop" and she literally SHAKES HER HUSBAND AWAKE going "honey. HONEY." LMAOOOOO

I'm sorry but the way she was more invested in the bit than the actual victim. the audacity.