don't use women's products if you're not ready for the consequences

okay so I went absolutely unhinged with the whole feminine hygiene thing. like I'm talking shampoo, conditioner, body wash, hand cream, sunscreen, lotion, toner, moisturizer, foot cream. even got this eye cream situation going. and THEN I added this fruity perfume on top of it all.

so naturally every single guy in my vicinity loses their mind. literally my seniors are just grabbing me left and right like "wow you smell so good." and I'm standing there (short as hell btw) while they're hugging me and I can literally HEAR their hearts going crazy. kunkung kunkung. full panic mode.

and then they get all weird about it??? their faces get all red, they go weak in the knees, it's so frustrating. like sir you came at ME first but okay.