A guy posted about how he went absolutely feral using his sister's products: shampoo, rinse, body wash, hand cream, sunscreen, lotion, toner, moisturizer, foot cream, even something for around the eyes — plus a 'slightly excessive' spritz of perfume.
Result? Guys kept hitting on him all day.
Then comes the kicker: 'These damn guys just grab me and go "wow you smell amazing" — and they're about the same height as me so when they hug me my face is buried in their chest and my heart goes BOOM BOOM BOOM, my face turns red, and my legs give out.'
Bro accidentally unlocked a new experience and his body betrayed him completely.
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