
So whenever I'm standing in line at the subway doors, just minding my business with everyone else, literally EVERY SINGLE PERSON in both lines will suddenly start digging through their bags looking for an umbrella.
At first I was so apologetic about it lmao. I'd take my umbrella off indoors and everything to be considerate.
But then something shifted. I realized like... this insignificant little me is actually CHANGING how dozens of people behave just by existing in a space. And honestly? It's kind of unhinged how much that got to me.
I started feeling like some weather spirit summoning rain and snow just by walking past. Like I was genuinely controlling the elements or whatever.
And I'm not even gonna lie, sometimes I think about Storm from X-Men and wonder if this is how she feels.
It's genuinely so weird to think about.
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