stop using women's products if you're gonna be weird about it

so i was going absolutely feral with the girlie girl aesthetic back in the day. like full routine: shampoo, conditioner, body wash, hand cream, sunscreen, lotion, toner, moisturizer, foot cream. the works. plus this fruity perfume i'd wear around my eyes and everything.

and DUDE. the guys. the GUYS would lose it. my older friends would literally just grab me and be like "oh my god you smell so good" and i'm standing there (i'm already short af) and they're just... towering over me while i can hear their heartbeat going absolutely feral and their faces turn red and they're getting all weak in the knees and it's so WEIRD.

like bestie if women's products are gonna make you act unhinged maybe just don't touch us??? idk seems simple.