Man abandons puppy on subway, tiny dog has NO regrets

Title: 'Some guy on the subway just LEFT a puppy behind when he got off'

The poster's internal panic spiral: 'Should I pick it up and abandon it at the next stop?? Where do I even take it?? Can I bring it to school?? Take it home after class?? TT Is it sick?? What if my dog Princess hates it..??' — they were about to call someone about it when:

The man (apparently still nearby): 'People die, but dogs don't~~'

The puppy, acting as its own hype man: 'BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK!! ( zoomies )'

Bottom photo shows the tiny little gremlin just vibing alone on the subway floor, completely unbothered, living its best life.