my friend's burp philosophy is unhinged and I can't stop thinking about it
so I have this friend who is LEGITIMATELY obsessed with food. like the way she'll just keep eating even while burping is insane.
so one time I'm like "dude when you burp that means you're full, just stop" and she looks me dead in the eye and goes
"what are you talking about. a burp means there's empty space in my stomach."
LMAOOOO I'm actually deceased. the LOGIC. the audacity. she's not wrong though?? like she just unlocked some cursed knowledge that technically tracks and now I can't unhear it. genuinely brilliant in the most unhinged way possible.
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