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He said he loved me but did the opposite of everything he claimed to want

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He said he loved me but did the opposite of everything he claimed to want

I just remembered this post and I'm literally unraveling. It goes like:

You said you were hot so you put on clothes. Said you were hungry but didn't eat. That's what scares me. You said you loved me...

Honestly my memory is dogshit but anyway.

You said you loved rain but opened an umbrella. Said you loved sunlight but sought out shade. Said you loved wind but closed the window. That's why I'm scared. You said you loved me too.

-Shakespeare

And then the comments just hit different LMAOOO. Like people are losing it in the replies. "I'm not even sad I'm DESTROYED" "STOP THIS IS UNHINGED" "why am I crying laughing at 2am"

No because the way this post just. Breaks you. It's not even about the words it's the PATTERN. He contradicted every single thing he said he wanted and now you're supposed to believe he actually wanted YOU? The logic is genuinely terrifying when you sit with it.

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