Went to the Dentist and Genuinely Want to Die LOL

Someone posts on a forum titled 'Went to the dentist and I seriously want to die, f**k, both sides sold out' — and proceeds to write a chaotic, hilarious blow-by-blow of their cavity filling experience.

They got two cavities filled at once — one that needed drilling, one with decay scraped out. Got anesthetized and couldn't feel anything, so they thought 'hey this is fine.' Then they got curious and started pressing on the numb gum with their tongue... then realized it was actually fun? They kept licking and clicking their tongue around like a weirdo, making 'schlorp schlorp' sounds and just vibing. The dentist's face had the look of a soul leaving a body. The doctor asked 'are you okay?? Does it hurt??' and OP replied 'no why?' — causing the doctor's face to go pale.

Then a nurse bursts out laughing, which sets off the other nurse. OP says the dentist was an absolute saint for keeping it together, the rinse sink smelled and OP wanted to die of embarrassment, and they couldn't even look the doctor in the eye on the way out. Absolute disaster visit.