my school president is actually insane (or we're all in a romance anime)

so this morning I'm walking to school right, and the student council president is standing at the front gate. And she literally grabs this guy who's gotten caught with cigarettes like multiple times, grabs his uniform collar and pulls him toward her and just. smells his neck. I'm not joking. That happened.

BUT WAIT. It gets WORSE.

So I'm heading home after school, passing by the shopping district, and I look down this alley and there's. familiar people. in it. And I'm like what the fuck. And it's THAT delinquent guy, and he's literally bowing and lighting the student council president's cigarette for her while she's smoking it.

IM SCREAMING. IM CRYING. I CANNOT. Did someone teach her how to smoke or is this a whole THING. Should I get contact lenses so I can unsee this. Actually no I need to see MORE of this what is happening at my school???