Student's 'Apology Letter' Goes Completely Off the Rails

A student was made to write a 반성문 (reflection/apology letter) — a classic Korean school punishment — probably for smoking on school grounds.

It starts off fine: 'I was wrong. I'm sorry for smoking. I won't do it again.' But then it immediately derails: 'You're so pretty, teacher. Sorry for smoking. I'm sorry for checking you out — I got confused because I was staring at you. I won't do that again.'

And then the absolute finale: 'But teacher, you look insanely hot when you smoke. Sorry for smoking. Can we sleep together just one more time?'

Bro submitted this. As an apology letter. To his teacher.